SCREAM IT TO THE HEAVENS

[this_is_keron]

THE SHOUT YOUR
CONFESSIONS MEME





How to:
1. MAKE SURE CAPS LOCK IS ON
2. YOUR CHARACTER IS SUDDENLY COMPELLED TO SCREAM A CONFESSION OR TWO
3. OR FIVE IF YOU HAVE THAT MANY CONFESSIONS TO SCREAM
4. THE NUMBER DOESN'T MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOUR CHARACTER IS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
5. OTHER PEOPLE REPLY IN CAPS (POSSIBLY WHILE MAKING CONFESSIONS OF THEIR OWN)

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

I DON'T WANT TO WORK! I JUST WANT TO BUILD GUNPLA ALL DAY!

[this_is_keron]

STOP SLACKING OFF, KERORO!

[this_is_keron]

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HINATA NATSUMI AND I LIKE WRITING POETRY.

[Wait. What did he just say!?]

[doc_holi]

THAT'S ADORABLE.

[didn't mean to say it like that, but there it is]

[nolicenseyet]

I AM A CLONE THAT WAS RAISED IN A LAB. ALSO, I CAN'T DRAW.

[thatkindofscum]

THOSE ARE VERY DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SURPRISES. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE A CLONE. WHY DON'T YOU DISAPPEAR WHEN I TOUCH YOU THEN?

[Wrong kind of clone, Obito.]

[thelongestword]

I JUST WANTED TO FIX EVERYTHING. I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

[blue_wayfinder]

WHO?

[atleast80]

I'M NOT A LOLICON: I JUST LIKE KIDS.

...NOT LIKE THAT!

[imnosuperman]

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU

[imnosuperman]

I GOT SCOLDED BY MY WIFE FOR EATING MY DAUGHTER'S BROCCOLI

[starfruitfrog]

YOU SHOULD BE SCOLDED WHO EVEN DOES THAT DE ARIMASU

[vintage_magic]

I'M A WITCH AND I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF MURDER!

[Dag nab it! Why the heck did she just shout that?!]

[nolicenseyet]

YOU WERE ACCUSED OF MURDER?

[Because that's the part that matters, really.]

[snowman]

I DROWNED ABOUT 300 YEARS AGO!

[morecowbell]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I DROWNED A KITTEN ABOUT 8 YEARS AGO.

ALSO, THAT REALLY SUCKS, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU DROWNED.

[computations]

I KILLED MY GRANDFATHER AND MY FUTURE SELF IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP A HORRIBLE FUTURE FROM HAPPENING.

[atleast80]

HOW WOULD KILLING YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE HELP? WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO THROW YOURSELF INTO A RIVER IN THE PRESENT?

[amorini]

I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE!


[...oh Zeus, what.]

[snowman]

HOW?

[malandragem]

SOME DAYS, I'D RATHER SPEND MY TIME IN THE POOL THAN PATROLLING.

[starfruitfrog]

I FEEL LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME, DE ARIMASU.

[heavenly_earth]

I TRULY WISH I HAD LICENSE TO KILL CIVILIANS

[awokentospring]

IT WOULD CERTAINLY MAKE THINGS EASIER SOMETIMES, WOULD IT NOT?

[awokentospring]

SOME DAYS I DO NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR! AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN KISSED OR GONE ON A DATE AND IS THAT STRANGE FOR A BOY MY AGE, I DO NOT KNOW!

[heavenly_earth]

YOU WERE KISSED ONCE.

[itsfondue]

I TRAVELED AROUND MY COUNTRY WITH A GROUP OF LADIES IN TINY SKIRTS.

[atleast80]

I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS YOUR THING.

[topgun_textiles]

I FREAKIN' LOVE NAOTO SHIROGANE, DAMN IT!

I LIKED WHEN I DRESSED UP LIKE A GIRL THAT ONE TIME, THE DRESS MADE ME FEEL PRETTY AND I'D WEAR IT AGAIN IF I GOT THE CHANCE!

SAME GOES FOR THE WEDDING DRESS THAT WON ME THE CROSS-DRESSING COMPETITION ON THE BAZAAR! THAT SHIT FELT NICE!

[tofu_idol]

Yeah, everyone knows the first one, Kanji. But does this mean I get to dress you up again?

[hedgehogsdilemma]

I HAD TO KILL THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS EVER REALLY NICE TO ME. I'M A COWARD AND ALL I EVER DO IS HURT PEOPLE AND I CAN'T SWIM.

[amorini]

I'M SURE YOU DON'T JUST HURT PEOPLE SWEETIE...!

[wearspurpleclothes]

SOMETIMES RUBY WOULD TRY AND CONVINCE ME TO KISS MY BEST FRIEND

[... Wait what]

[blue_wayfinder]

A FRIEND I HAD HERE TRIED TO TELL ME TO DO THE SAME THING ONCE. EXCEPT IT WASN'T MY BEST FRIEND HE WAS TELLING ME TO KISS BUT THE BOY I THOUGHT WAS ONLY A FRIEND BUT THEN REALIZED I WAS IN LOVE WITH.

[doc_holi]

I MISS MY SISTER EVEN THOUGH SHE'S FINE NOW. AND I'M HORRIBLY AWKWARD AT MORE INTIMATE SOCIAL INTERACTIONS. I'M A BIG NERD. ALSO I CAN'T COOK.

AND I'M IN LOVE WITH SIX.

[amorini]

...WELP. I KNOW WHAT MY NEXT PROJECT IS!

[timelessummoner]

PART OF ME HATES THE FACT I AM SO PREPARED TO BLINDLY FOLLOW ORDERS.

HOWEVER, I AM ALSO TERRIFIED OF BEING CAST ASIDE FOR BEING USELESS.

I THINK MY PRIORITIES ARE SKEWED FOR BEING SO OCCUPIED WITH THE ABOVE STATEMENTS WHEN MY HOME IS BEING TORN APART BY GIANT LOCUSTS.

AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, I AM SICK OF FIGHTING TRAIN CAR SIZED LOCUSTS. WHY MUST THE FORCES FROM THE INFINITE ABYSS ALL BE LOCUSTS? I KNOW IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE, BUT I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I WOULD RATHER JUST FACE THE HORSEMEN AGAIN.

[heretic_hamlet]

I WOULD THINK USELESSNESS A LESSER CRIME THAN BLIND OBEDIENCE. ELSE YOU KNOW NOT WHOSE LIVES YOU MAY TAKE.

--WAIT. WHAT FIENDS DID YOU SAY YOU'D FOUGHT? LOCUSTS?

[realimperfect]

I WOULD FOLLOW VINCENT LAW TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH ALL OVER AGAIN!

AND I HATE ALL THE PURE SUNLIGHT HERE - I CAN BARELY SEE OUTDOORS AND I SUNBURN AFTER A GRAND FIVE MINUTES OUTSIDE! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

[ Wait - why did she just say that? ]

[atleast80]

GO MAKE AN UNDERGROUND BURROW AND LIVE THERE THEN.

[heretic_hamlet]

MY BROTHERS WERE SLAIN BY MY HAND!

AND MY BEST FRIEND'S SISTER THROUGH MY INACTION!

I TURNED MY BACK ON MY ORDER AND PROBABLY LED MY FEW REMAINING ALLIES TO THEIR DEATH, AND I'D KILLED COUNTLESS HOLY MEN IN THE PROCESS!

AND I FEAR I MAY BE DOOMED TO THE SAME FATE HERE!

[overkrill]

YO BLONDIE, THAT'S HARD-FUCKIN'-CORE!

IS YOU SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD ABOAT ALLA THAT?

[dead_black_eyes]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN JUSTICE AT ALL. JUSTICE IS LIKE GOD; IT IS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE LISTEN TO, BUT IT'S A CONSTRUCT AND A TOOL AND I USE IT TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I'M NOBLE SO THEY WILL DO WHAT I SAY, AND I SAY THAT THE ONLY GOD IS ONE OF DEATH, AND THE ONLY JUSTICE IS WHAT AGREES WITH MY OWN WHIMS AND DESIRES.

I AM ALSO SCREWING AROUND WITH KIRA.

[want_the_world]

WHY?

[braidedwonder]

MY CATCH PHRASE IS BULLSHIT - I LIE ALL THE TIME JUST NOT DIRECTLY.

I'VE KILLED HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND I WOULDN'T HESITATE TO DO IT AGAIN IF I HAD TO.

I REALLY ENJOY THIS PLACE, BUT A PART OF ME MISSES HOW BUSY I WAS DURING THE WAR. FREE TIME MAKES ME FEEL ANXIOUS SOMETIMES, LIKE I REALLY OUGHT TO BE UP TO SOMETHING..

[thorny]

I WOULD HELP THE WITCHES DESTROY SHIBUSEN IF IT MEANT THAT THE WAR WOULD END

I CAUSED THE DEATH OF SOMEONE HERE AND IT'S PARTIALLY WHY I BELIEVE THAT I'M NOT FIT TO WIELD A WEAPON

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO STAY HERE FOR MORE THAN A FEW WEEKS AT MOST


...IF SHIBUSEN ACTUALLY WINS THE WAR AND MY FRIENDS DECIDE TO STAY HERE, I WOULD LEAVE THEM BEHIND TO RETURN TO SBURB.

[itaidakimasu]

MY FATHER WAS BRUTALLY KILLED IN A LOCKED ROOM MURDER BY A POLICEMAN WHOSE MOTIVE WAS TO SEE THE FRAGILE, UPSET LOOK IT WOULD PUT ON MY FACE.

BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN REVELATION, I'M SOMEWHAT TERRIFIED ONE OF THE FRIENDS I'VE MADE HERE IS OF A SIMILAR MINDSET.

MY BOYFRIEND IS ALSO APPARENTLY VERY ATTRACTED TO THAT FRIEND, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.

EVERY RESONANCE I HAVE HAD SO FAR PALES IN COMPARISON TO ONE I FORMED WITH A SOCIOPATHIC SERIAL KILLER FROM MY WORLD WHO ONCE KIDNAPPED AND BRAINWASHED ME ON ONE OCCASION, AND ENTERED AND READ MY BRAIN ON ANOTHER.

I WAS PUT THROUGH VARYING LEVELS OF PHYSICAL, MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE FOR ALMOST A YEAR BY MY PARTNER BACK HOME.

SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE MY LIFE, BUT I JUST EAT UNTIL THE FEELING GOES AWAY.

I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE FOOD.

{...shit.

There's a reason Yako never tells you people the details.}

[ferroustigmata]

[but our resonance was awesome... :(]