SCREAM IT TO THE HEAVENS

[this_is_keron]

THE SHOUT YOUR
CONFESSIONS MEME





How to:
1. MAKE SURE CAPS LOCK IS ON
2. YOUR CHARACTER IS SUDDENLY COMPELLED TO SCREAM A CONFESSION OR TWO
3. OR FIVE IF YOU HAVE THAT MANY CONFESSIONS TO SCREAM
4. THE NUMBER DOESN'T MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOUR CHARACTER IS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
5. OTHER PEOPLE REPLY IN CAPS (POSSIBLY WHILE MAKING CONFESSIONS OF THEIR OWN)

Comments

[i_am_not_eleven]

I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT ALL OF YOU.

AH. AND I'M REALLY BORED.

[itaidakimasu]

I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.

[bloodinbloom]

MY FATHER KILLED ME THREE YEARS AGO BECAUSE I WAS A THREAT TO HUMANITY.

[i_am_not_eleven]

IF HE COMES HERE I CAN HELP YOU KILL HIM

[blue_wayfinder]

BOTH OF MY BEST FRIENDS TOLD ME TO KILL THEM BEFORE. THEN I TRIED TO LET A GIANT HEARTLESS KILL ME, BUT MY FRIENDS' KEYBLADES SAVED ME.

I ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE EATING ONIONS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE A PICKY EATER. AND I'D WEAR DRESSES MORE IF I DIDN'T THINK I'D LOOK SILLY IN THEM.

[malandragem]

I AM CERTAINLY GLAD I GOT YOU THAT DRESS FOR CHRISTMAS THEN.

[pregames]

THAT IS A SHAME ONIONS ARE QUITE PALATABLE IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES

[00110010_00110011]

HATE STRONG EMOTIONS AND WANT THEM TO STOP.

[scribes]

DON'T QUESTION THE WHY OF THEM SO MUCH AND THEY ARE EASIER TO DEAL WITH.

[want_the_world]

THE FIRST TIME I KILLED SOMEONE, I WAS SIXTEEN.

I SAY I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE, BUT I'M LYING.

dropping the capslock cause it makes it look like near's on steroids

[cardfortress]

[No caps lock on his end. No words, either, because Near is so quiet and motionless that he probably stopped breathing, too.]

[amorini]

CALLED IT~!

[scribes]

I HAVE A TERRIBLE ADDICTION TO CATNIP.

I HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF TO NEARLY DIE ON SEVERAL OCCASSIONS.

I HAVE ENTERTAINED FANTASIES ABOUT MY FIANCE AND HIS BEST FRIEND TOGETHER.

THE CONDESCE HAS A NICE ASS.

[And now she kinda wishes she'd die right now]

[00110010_00110011]

MIGHT HAVE ONCE BEEN FLUSHED FOR SS.

...WILL JUST GO HIDE IN RESPITEBLOCK FOREVER NOW.

[shiromadoushi]

I HATE LIVING BY MYSELF.

I'M TERRIFIED OF BEING ABANDONED AND IT KEEPS HAPPENING. I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT IF ANY MORE OF MY FRIENDS LEAVE.

I WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN ALONE.

[00110010_00110011]

THAT'S TERRIBLE, BR.

WOULD OFFER HUG, EXCEPT. YOU KNOW.

[wearspurpleclothes]

BEING ALONE IS PRETTY AWFUL. I HAVEN'T BEEN REALLY ALONE SINCE I WAS YOUNG AND WAS ACTUALLY A LITTLE TERRIFIED THAT I'D GO CRAZY WITHOUT MY DUEL SPIRITS AROUND.

... I DON'T THINK I'D RATHER BE DEAD, THOUGH.

[pishirogane]

MINATO-SAN AND I WERE PRETENDING TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER.

WHEN ROCHEFORT-SAN WAS HERE, SHE ASKED TO COME OVER TO OUR APARTMENT. WHEN MINATO-SAN WAS NEGOTIATING FOR PERMISSION FOR HER, I REFUSED EVEN THOUGH THAT MEANT BATHING WITH HIM.

I SLEPT WITH KANJI ON MY BIRTHDAY!

[Why can't she stop yelling?]

[amorini]

...WOW I DIDN'T THINK YOU TWO HAD IT IN YOU.

[topgun_textiles]

[A HELL OF A LOT OF STAMMERING NOISES.]

[overkrill]

I BLEW UP AND KILLED ALL MY FRONDS AND TEAMMATES WHEN WE SCRATCHED OUR UNIVERSE TO SAVE THEM FROM BEIN' WIPED FROM EXISTENCE EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL HATED ME.


I REELY ADMIRED MY ALTERNATE SHELLF WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT HER UNTIL I HEARD SHE WAS BEIN' PUNKED BY SOME GREEN SKULL BASTARD. MEENAH PEIXES BOWS TO NO MAN YO!

[heretic_hamlet]

SO I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL! YOU WISH TO SEE THEM SAFE.

[pregames]

MY NAME IS ATEM

AND I MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF AN ENTIRE VILLAGE. AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE COUNTRY I RULED OVER.

[Oh gods why would he even...]

[imnosuperman]

YOU WHAT?!

[morecowbell]

I ONCE LAID AN EGG! I MIGHT BE AN ALIEN! I HAD AIKO YUKO AND KEIKO SWAP ANTHY'S CURRY POWDER WITH SUPER SPICY 900 BILLION X CURRY POWDER. I WORE A COWBELL FOR A WEEK AND TURNED INTO AN ACTUAL COW.

[Where's a roll of duct tape when you need one?]

[pregames]

YOU KNOW, IF THE FIRST THING AND THE LAST THING ARE INDEED TRUE THEN THE SECOND THING SEEMS LIKE A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY. [Logic and all]

[firelotus]

I'M AN ASSASSIN AND MOST TIMES WHEN I DISGUISE MYSELF IN PUBLIC, I SELL GYOUZA.

I ALSO TAUGHT MY DISCIPLE A MARTIAL ART BASED ON ATTACKS ON THE BRAIN WITH THE SMELL OF GARLIC.