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[overkrill]

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[soulsutures]

The good news is if you're reading this then the surgery was a success despite high blood alcohol levels.

The bad news is I seem to be missing one of my scalpels.

[overkrill]

im gonna hafta fish it out then
so i can fuckin STAB YOU WITH IT

[soulsutures]

Come on now, can't you take a joke? How irresponsible do you think I am? It's not like it's the first time I've preformed surgery under the influence, if anything you might just have a few of your fingers or toes switched around. Nothing serious.

[overkrill]

uh
reely irresponsible i mean idk how u want me to answer that


aww shell no brb checkin the sea piggies

[soulsutures]

You're pretty gillible.

[overkrill]

the fish puns wont save you from gettin stabpunched in the face sucka

[brainius]

I am now your self-appointed secretary for the day.

Your entire agenda now consists of fixing that issue.

Immediately.

[soulsutures]

You know, if you're my secretary won't you be too busy handling my paperwork? I wouldn't want to make a mess of my notes, so perhaps it should wait until tomorrow when you have more free time.

[brainius]

I assure you that the paperwork has already been taken care of; daunting as the notes were.

The only mess was your recent surgical performance.