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[overkrill]

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[perceptiveness]

Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...

[soundsoul]

I think we need to stage an intervention now.

[perceptiveness]

I think the time for that is long gone.

[soundsoul]

I'm 99% sure that show is still on the air and we could definitely get them to do an episode out here.

[amorini]

what an inspiration

[perceptiveness]

Uh...you should probably set your sights higher...

[amorini]

sarcasm

but really, isn't he a little old to be getting into stuff like that?

[perceptiveness]

right that makes more sense

he's too old for a lot of things but that doesn't stop him, and I'd say he's having a midlife crisis, but he's not middle aged and it's been going on for years.

[amorini]

ah, authority figures who don't act like they should

gotta love dealing with them, huh?

[perceptiveness]

try growing up with one...it's an unfortunate relation

[amorini]

oh, I'll bet
I'm sorry about your childhood

[perceptiveness]

eh...i've found most families could use some work

[amorini]

boy are you ever preaching to the choir, ghoulfriend
but hey, at least he's okay?

[perceptiveness]

As long as it's not me who has to drag his ass home, it's a successful night

Your dad suck too?

[amorini]

nah he's great!
but just
the extended family can be a little nuts sometimes, is all

[perceptiveness]

lucky, i would love a sane father

don't know many of my extended relatives though

[amorini]

I'm sure he's not so bad...

really? wow that must be boring

[feelsgoodinyou]

What was your dad doing at a lesbian bar?

[perceptiveness]

Probably thought there would be less competition.

[feelsgoodinyou]

Tell me remembered to shave.



Did he wear a dress?

[perceptiveness]

doubtful, but let's hope he's not running around claiming to have turned anyone straight...

it's happened before

[feelsgoodinyou]

My condolences.


Still doing something like that takes a nice amount of guts.