It's time for...

[overkrill]

Texts From Last Night: Death City Edition!

In case you have never done so, how to play: ☠ Post with your character ☠ Either post with a TFLN or wait for someone to tag you with one ☠ Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own ☠ SHENANIGANS

Comments

[redregrets]

OKAY, YOU HAVE A POINT, BUT THIS WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
I KIND OF WASN'T THINKING.
BESIDES, EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S STILL POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO DIE AGAIN HERE.

[overkrill]

yeah serket said the same coddamn thing and im like
yeah maybe
but that aint ebber stopped me befoar

[redregrets]

JUST DON'T FREAK ME OUT LIKE THAT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?
MY BLOOD PUSHER NEARLY GAVE OUT AND EVERYTHING.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL KNOWING YOU DIED AND I WASN'T THERE TO PROTECT YOU?
THAT I FAILED AT THE ONE REAL AWESOME DUTY ANYONE'S EVER GIVEN ME?

[overkrill]

awww carpkat thats adorabubble
but nah come on
if i die itll probubbly be because you died first
and im just sending stupid texts to whatebber number i can befoar i bite the big one

[redregrets]

NO, SHUT UP.
I'M JUST BEING A GOOD FRIEND AND A DUTIFUL THRESHECUTIONER HERE, OKAY?
THAT'S ALL.
IT'S NOT ADORABLE IN THE LEAST.
IT'S JUST WHAT ANY DECENT TROLL WOULD DO FOR YOU.

I WOULD HOPE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THE DECENCY TO PICK A NUMBER THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU DEAD, OR ELSE THEY MIGHT JUST LAUGH AT WHATEVER YOU WROTE.