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[beatdownremix]

wow you guys will do anything to use that against me
it wasnt anything serious
i was just under the impression that the streetlight was the bottom of an alien death ray and wanted to say my goodbyes just in case
turns out it wasnt so were cool

[redregrets]

HE TOLD ME YOU COULD POTENTIALLY DIE FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION.
EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING.
ROSE ALREADY HAS A PROBLEM I DON'T NEED YOU COLLAPSING ON ME.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?
LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
HOW INTOXICATED WERE YOU?
AND BETTER YET, ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A HABIT OF IT?
BECAUSE I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS DECENT IN THIS WORLD THAT I WILL ANNIHILATE ANY ALCOHOLIC SUBSTANCE IN RANGE OF YOUR HIVE IF YOU DON'T KICK THIS HABIT BEFORE IT BECOMES ONE.
ONE LOOPY OBNOXIOUSLY HAPPY HUMAN IS ENOUGH FOR ME, THANKS.

[beatdownremix]

i dont know what to be most shocked about here
but im going to go with the fact that youre taking john seriously on that
come on man im not that stupid
four hours of sleep a night is totally enough to go off of especially when you have coffee

and yeah im completely serious
no im not stupid enough to make a habit out of it
it was kind of an accident in the first place and now ive got a migraine from hell
i woke up on the side of the street wearing clothing thats not mine and high heels
so yeah not gonna happen again anytime soon

[redregrets]

NOT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS AND YOU STOP GETTING ANY SLEEP AT ALL.
WHAT IF THERE'S A FUCKING BATTLE OR JOHN GETS KIDNAPPED AGAIN OR SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO SLEEP?
YOU WON'T HAVE THE ENERGY YOU NEED WHEN YOU FUCKING NEED IT AND YOU'LL PUSH YOURSELF TOO HARD.

HOW IS CONSUMING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL AN ACCIDENT.
YOU CAN'T DRINK SOMETHING BY MISTAKE.
CAN YOU BE ANY MORE OF AN EMBARRASSMENT?

[beatdownremix]

i wouldnt be stupid enough to push myeslf into exhaustion i know ive got shit to take care of
dont sweat it bro i totally got this

and considering the clothing i woke up in was womens clothing
pretty sure the answer to that second question is no
that about takes the cake there on the embarrassment level

[redregrets]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS ASSHOLE.

I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LOGISTICS OF HOW YOU ENDED UP IN A FEMALE'S CLOTHING.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT STILL WEARING THEM.
AND WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH THEM?