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[amorini]

I tore the muscle in my left calf @ the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!

[scribes]

I am sincerely impressed. Just. How?

[amorini]

I wish I could tell you
sheer willpower, mostly
all I know is that walking is probs not going to be a thing today

[scribes]

That s33ms like a good idea. Muscle injuries are no laughing matter--how has it b33n healing?

[amorini]

pretty well so far
I think I might use it as an excuse to get piggybacks from Jack all day

[scribes]

Now there is a plan, but who is this Jack?

[amorini]

I thought it sounded pretty brilliant myself


uh
Jack is
this really cute guy I hang out with a lot

[scribes]

Ooooh?

[amorini]

what
what 'ooooh'?
he's cute and I can bribe him with cupcakes there is no 'ooooh'





not yet anyway

[snowman]

why

[amorini]

because one cannot network at a fashion event in flats
bring me some sweets?

[snowman]

more like bring you to the hospital

[amorini]

okay fiiiine
I still get sweets though, right?

[snowman]

maybe
but i'm gonna throw out all your heels while youre at the hospital

[amorini]

oh my god no
those things are expensive

I will never buy you another cupcake again I swear

[snowman]

i dont trust you to not wear them until youre healed

[amorini]

then just lock them up at your place or something, don't throw them out!
r u d e

[ferroustigmata]

you dont need to do these things to yourself

[amorini]

look
they were really cute shoes
and I couldn't exactly go to work in flats or something

[ferroustigmata]

says who?

your feet actually look human in flats
or, uh, ghoul
im not sure which is more appropriate

[amorini]

says the fact that I'm a personal shopper
it's a fashion thing


and my feet look fine in whatever they're in, thanks very much!

[ferroustigmata]

oh, that explains it
sort of

i'd still rather you not be in pain

[amorini]

well I won't be wearing them for a while
Jack's giving them all to Ghoulia to hide until I get better

[ferroustigmata]

at least someone is looking out for you

[amorini]

I have
hexcellent friends

they are just
the beast