It's time for...

[overkrill]

Texts From Last Night: Death City Edition!

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[shiromadoushi]

[1/2]

[00110010_00110011]

youre inside thermal hull???

[2/2] sorry, should do it like this for a meme, last edit I promise!

[00110010_00110011]

..that was three interrogation noodles
what was =in= that bottle??

No worries!

[shiromadoushi]

What?

[[Sorry Psii, even sober, Bakura wouldn't quite get that]]

[00110010_00110011]

interrogation noodles
you know
??

[shiromadoushi]

I don't....

[00110010_00110011]

wait wait
have this one

''??''
like those things in enclosure talons

THAT ICON :D

[shiromadoushi]

....question marks.

[fujigglephysics]

Are you going to be okay? What if it's rotten?

[shiromadoushi]

It's fine! I have an iron stomach!

[fujigglephysics]

...if you say so.

But, what if you're in the home of someone who's dangerous? You might be in danger!

[shiromadoushi]

It's just a normal apartment, it wouldn't be anything dangerous!

[[he doesn't need to be drunk to disregard his personal safety. It just makes it easier]]

[fujigglephysics]

[That only worries her more!]

Are you sure? Really, really sure?

[dead_black_eyes]

We should never have invited you to play our drinking game. Seriously, please get out of our apartment so we can fuck.

This will end well.... :)

[shiromadoushi]

Nope! I'm going to stay riiiight here! You can't hurt each other if I stay, right?

[dead_black_eyes]

There is a lot we can do, whether you're here or not.

I'm serious, Bakura. We just put down plastic to protect the carpet.

[shiromadoushi]

[[Sober Bakura would have remembered that L had no shame for this sort of thing. Drunken Bakura just had an over inflated sense of what he could accomplish.]]

From what? Not that messy, is it?

[dead_black_eyes]

Do you really want to know? These texts are going to get shown to sober Ryou tomorrow as proof that I did double-check.

Welp, good thing the work day is almost over (lol)

[shiromadoushi]

There aren't two different Ryous, silly. Just two Bakuras.

[feelsgoodinyou]

Make sure they feed you well before they send you back. I still don't know where your friend vanished to with your fridge.

[shiromadoushi]

Someone made off with the fridge???

[feelsgoodinyou]

Hey, I said she took it, not made out with it! If she had I'd just have locked her in there!

[shiromadoushi]

??????????

[feelsgoodinyou]

Pervert




...your cat's takin off with my aspirin. will that kill her?

[shiromadoushi]

You lost to a cat?

which one?