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[overkrill]

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[overkrill]

that does it
were drinking til were pirates

[beatdownremix]

why pirates
why not ninjas
can we have two groups in on this
one that goes all pirate once trashed enough to put on the lame outfits
and the other ones dress up like ninjas and drink until they realize fighting pirates sounds like an awesome idea
then we can have pirates vs ninjas drunken battle royal

[overkrill]

ok fine
but this time
keep your bro from whippin the swords an shit outta nowhere
dont need no reel cashoalties this time around

[beatdownremix]

i claim no responsibilities for his actions
he cant be stopped

[overkrill]

you know what this means then right

[beatdownremix]

in the morning the hospital is going to be overflown with pirates and ninjas with hangovers from hell?

[overkrill]

well that too but
ninja pirate teamup to take down your bro and tie him to a buncha his shitty puppets

[beatdownremix]

he might get off on that
and it might end with all of us tied to the puppets and i can only imagine how much worse that experience will be when wasted

[overkrill]

oh ew gross
what can we tie him to thatll make him cry



i know lets find kankri

Did someone say pir8s?

[spinneret_mindfang]

Honey, you can't hold your liquor that long
I'll drink you under the ta8le
And then some