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Meenah Peixes ([personal profile] overkrill) wrote in [community profile] soul_skirmish2013-05-07 12:54 pm

It's time for...

Texts From Last Night: Death City Edition!


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dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (It's the calm before another storm)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-07 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Edited 2013-05-07 17:07 (UTC)
itaidakimasu: (they shush me (shhh))

[personal profile] itaidakimasu 2013-05-07 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Was this before or after you promised me a pizza to "pretend to be you" for the night?
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (Everyone I know goes away in the end)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-07 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I do that? It sounds so narcissistic.
itaidakimasu: (clinging to a little bit of spine)

[personal profile] itaidakimasu 2013-05-07 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You called it a social experiment, I think.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (Will the buyer in the sky believe in wha)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-08 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't remember any of this. What were we drinking? Did I come through and buy you the pizza?
shiromadoushi: (Anime: Awesome Awkward Face)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-05-07 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It was a perfect imitation, you have to admit.....
dead_black_eyes: "I Don't Wanna Be (A Superhero)" (I don't care so don't call me)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-08 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to admit nothing. It was mockery and I'm still mad at you.
shiromadoushi: (Side smile happy happy)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-05-08 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
For something that little?
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I just speak in future tense)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-10 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hardly little. You're undermining my authority.
shiromadoushi: (Anime: *sweatdrop*)

[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-05-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What authority?
dead_black_eyes: "I Don't Wanna Be (A Superhero)" (I don't care so don't call me)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-10 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be serious.
anpan_tan: (Default)

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2013-05-08 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
But you started staring before I did and you weren't even high on whatever you spiked my soda up.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (telling lies alibis)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-10 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I spike your soda? I don't remember. I think I blacked out after the sixth shot.
anpan_tan: (Default)

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2013-05-13 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure it was the sixth...Do you still remember that girl? Michelle or...Maxine?
dead_black_eyes: "White Rabbit" (Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-13 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it was Maxine, but I only remember her vaguely.
anpan_tan: (No please don't hit me!!)

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2013-05-14 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
You drank the fourth tequila when she came. And then...

...

...No, I don't remember that.

dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (You're nothing special here)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
When you came? You mean arrived?

[He really, really hopes.]
anpan_tan: (No please don't hit me!!)

*blush*

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2013-05-16 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
I did not came that way! I don't remember I did it...

[Most horrified expression of the universe appears on his face.]

We did...nothing...reckless thing, did we? For God's sake, tell me we didn't do things, you're the brain!!!
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I was the little Jew who wrote the Bible)

XD

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-17 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, the way the brain works is not something I'm immune to. The hippocampus is the part of the brain that assists in consolidating new memories, and it just shuts down and stops recording after one's had a certain amount of alcohol in their system. That is the science behind being "blackout drunk," you know.
anpan_tan: (No please don't hit me!!)

ROFL

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2013-05-21 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
You mean to say you have no idea, I guess.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (telling lies alibis)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-28 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
If you choose to make me sound blithely ignorant, why the hell not.
anpan_tan: (Newsflash: I love tiny puppies)

[personal profile] anpan_tan 2013-05-28 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I choose to make you sound blithely less genius than you actually are.

So...we still don't know what we did last night. And it's the best thing we can do, I guess.