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[overkrill]

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[dead_black_eyes]

Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."

[itaidakimasu]

Was this before or after you promised me a pizza to "pretend to be you" for the night?

[dead_black_eyes]

Did I do that? It sounds so narcissistic.

[itaidakimasu]

You called it a social experiment, I think.

[dead_black_eyes]

I don't remember any of this. What were we drinking? Did I come through and buy you the pizza?

[shiromadoushi]

It was a perfect imitation, you have to admit.....

[dead_black_eyes]

I have to admit nothing. It was mockery and I'm still mad at you.

[shiromadoushi]

For something that little?

[dead_black_eyes]

It's hardly little. You're undermining my authority.

[shiromadoushi]

What authority?

[dead_black_eyes]

You can't be serious.

[anpan_tan]

But you started staring before I did and you weren't even high on whatever you spiked my soda up.

[dead_black_eyes]

Did I spike your soda? I don't remember. I think I blacked out after the sixth shot.

[anpan_tan]

I'm not sure it was the sixth...Do you still remember that girl? Michelle or...Maxine?

[dead_black_eyes]

Yes, it was Maxine, but I only remember her vaguely.

[anpan_tan]

You drank the fourth tequila when she came. And then...

...

...No, I don't remember that.

[dead_black_eyes]

When you came? You mean arrived?

[He really, really hopes.]

*blush*

[anpan_tan]

I did not came that way! I don't remember I did it...

[Most horrified expression of the universe appears on his face.]

We did...nothing...reckless thing, did we? For God's sake, tell me we didn't do things, you're the brain!!!

XD

[dead_black_eyes]

Unfortunately, the way the brain works is not something I'm immune to. The hippocampus is the part of the brain that assists in consolidating new memories, and it just shuts down and stops recording after one's had a certain amount of alcohol in their system. That is the science behind being "blackout drunk," you know.

ROFL

[anpan_tan]

You mean to say you have no idea, I guess.

[dead_black_eyes]

If you choose to make me sound blithely ignorant, why the hell not.

[anpan_tan]

I choose to make you sound blithely less genius than you actually are.

So...we still don't know what we did last night. And it's the best thing we can do, I guess.