IC ANON MEME

[braidedwonder]

 THE IC ANON MEME.

☑ Start a thread with either a topic or your character journal. You can do this anon or logged in.
☑ Respond ICly using your character journal or anon. Reply as if your character is participating. None of that my mun/your mun/etc. should be here.
☑ No OOC talk, personal journals, etc!
☑ IC wank/circlejerking/loving = OKAY and encouraged!

Stolen from Holly Heights - have fun! ;D 

 

 

 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

( 'complicated feelings' in your pants, maybe. )

[wildest]

[Like the sort of feeling where you put on your belt too tightly and everything feels overly snug and uncomfortable and then you get those ugly belt marks on your lower stomach and it itches all day? That makes no sense...]

[(Anonymous)]

IN them, not above!!!!

1/2

[wildest]

That still counts as inside! It's not like I'm wearing my pants outside-- I mean, I'm wearing them outside of me, yeah, but I'm not wearing them on the other side, I'm wearing them on the inside, like the proper way, the part that's on the outside of me but I'm still on the inside, so it's inside!

[wildest]

...wait, why are you yelling at me?! What are we even talking about?!

If this is that guy that likes harassing me then get lost! I'm not gonna let you start insulting my pants next!

[(Anonymous)]

.... I meant erections, Kotetsu.

[wildest]

YOU'RE A HARASSING PERVERT NOW! HELP, SOMEONE HELP, BUNNY WHY DID YOU GO AWAY PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE I'M JUST AN OLD MAN!!

[atleast80]

Who the hell are you calling a pervert!?

[wildest]

NO GO AWAY I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF THINGS, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! I'M SO EMBARRASSED I MIGHT DIE! KAEDE, KAEDE PLEASE COME SAVE PAPAAAAA!

[sentiments]

You're an adult. You should be perfectly capable of saving yourself.

[wildest]

[What's this whole thing about being an adult?? Kotetsu's too busy trying to drag Barnaby over to hide behind him. BE MY HANDSOME SHIELD FROM THE PERVERTS.]

And you're a hero so do me a favor and help out a poor old adult for once!

[sentiments]

Why? Are you no longer a hero? Did you finally retire?

[wildest]

I'm still one! [Hesitant mumble:] Sometimes heroes need a hero.

[And in order to make sure Barnaby doesn't suddenly leave, time to add random conversation.]

--did you know my beard looks like cats?

[sentiments]

I thought that was on purpose.

[wildest]

It's not! It just turned out like that on accident! [Rubbing his chin cats thoughtfully.] I mean, it works with my name, but I never wanted them to look like cats. Why didn't you ever tell me?

[sentiments]

[There's just a sigh.]

I didn't think you were honestly this much of an idiot. When we return home, I'm asking Lloyds if I can begin a solo career.

[Sailing away on that boat of one now.]

[wildest]

[EVERYONE HE LOVES KEEPS LEAVING HIM WHYYYYYYYY]

[atleast80]

That wasn't me, damn it!

[wildest]

If it wasn't you then why are you even here?! That's suspicious! It's totally you, I'm not an idiot! Go find someone else with a beard to make fun of for once!

[atleast80]

What? Am I supposed to just sit back when someone calls me a pervert!? I am the person who put up that list, but I wasn't the one talking about what's in your pants! Why the hell would I even care about that!!?

[wildest]

H-how should I know?! Since you care enough about what my beard looks like then who knows what other kinda weird things you wanna make fun of me for!