IC ANON MEME

[braidedwonder]

 THE IC ANON MEME.

☑ Start a thread with either a topic or your character journal. You can do this anon or logged in.
☑ Respond ICly using your character journal or anon. Reply as if your character is participating. None of that my mun/your mun/etc. should be here.
☑ No OOC talk, personal journals, etc!
☑ IC wank/circlejerking/loving = OKAY and encouraged!

Stolen from Holly Heights - have fun! ;D 

 

 

 

Comments

[cursemarked]

[her one regret is not informing him of this... among a few other things but]

[wildest]

[Shh it's okay Rei you left him with memories of a beautiful friendship and Complicated Feelings, that's more than enough.]

[(Anonymous)]

( 'complicated feelings' in your pants, maybe. )

[wildest]

[Like the sort of feeling where you put on your belt too tightly and everything feels overly snug and uncomfortable and then you get those ugly belt marks on your lower stomach and it itches all day? That makes no sense...]

[(Anonymous)]

IN them, not above!!!!

1/2

[wildest]

That still counts as inside! It's not like I'm wearing my pants outside-- I mean, I'm wearing them outside of me, yeah, but I'm not wearing them on the other side, I'm wearing them on the inside, like the proper way, the part that's on the outside of me but I'm still on the inside, so it's inside!

[wildest]

...wait, why are you yelling at me?! What are we even talking about?!

If this is that guy that likes harassing me then get lost! I'm not gonna let you start insulting my pants next!

[(Anonymous)]

.... I meant erections, Kotetsu.

[wildest]

YOU'RE A HARASSING PERVERT NOW! HELP, SOMEONE HELP, BUNNY WHY DID YOU GO AWAY PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE I'M JUST AN OLD MAN!!

[atleast80]

Who the hell are you calling a pervert!?

[wildest]

NO GO AWAY I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THOSE KINDS OF THINGS, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! I'M SO EMBARRASSED I MIGHT DIE! KAEDE, KAEDE PLEASE COME SAVE PAPAAAAA!

[sentiments]

You're an adult. You should be perfectly capable of saving yourself.

[wildest]

[What's this whole thing about being an adult?? Kotetsu's too busy trying to drag Barnaby over to hide behind him. BE MY HANDSOME SHIELD FROM THE PERVERTS.]

And you're a hero so do me a favor and help out a poor old adult for once!

[sentiments]

Why? Are you no longer a hero? Did you finally retire?

[wildest]

I'm still one! [Hesitant mumble:] Sometimes heroes need a hero.

[And in order to make sure Barnaby doesn't suddenly leave, time to add random conversation.]

--did you know my beard looks like cats?

[sentiments]

I thought that was on purpose.

[wildest]

It's not! It just turned out like that on accident! [Rubbing his chin cats thoughtfully.] I mean, it works with my name, but I never wanted them to look like cats. Why didn't you ever tell me?

[atleast80]

That wasn't me, damn it!

[wildest]

If it wasn't you then why are you even here?! That's suspicious! It's totally you, I'm not an idiot! Go find someone else with a beard to make fun of for once!

[atleast80]

What? Am I supposed to just sit back when someone calls me a pervert!? I am the person who put up that list, but I wasn't the one talking about what's in your pants! Why the hell would I even care about that!!?

[wildest]

H-how should I know?! Since you care enough about what my beard looks like then who knows what other kinda weird things you wanna make fun of me for!

[cursemarked]

[Oooh Mr. Kotetsu ooh... Complicated Feelings you say.

Are you taking care of her ring? One day she'll be back or it uwu]

[wildest]

[Too much has been said already.

And it's in his pocket as we speak in brackets, but no one needs to know that.]

[cursemarked]

[And yet, at the same time, not enough.

She'd be happy to hear you're taking care of it. How about her pets? Loafdog lose any weight yet?]

[wildest]

[Oh the endless regrets they live with.

The pets are fine, they even got a rabbit for extra company! But Loafdog is as loafy as ever. Getting him to exercise is like getting Barnaby to be more sociable.]