MEME 001: Truth or Dare

[seizeyoursouls]

TRUTH o r DARE


RULES
01. ) Post a new comment for each character.
02. ) Other characters will come up and comment with, "Truth or Dare".
03. ) Your character will choose ICly.

♥ For all truths, they will find that they can't lie.
♥ For all dares, they must complete it or otherwise, they must face a terrible consequence. This song will be stuck in their head. Over and over. Forever.

Or at least until they complete their next dare.

04. ) GO BACK AND FORTH FOREVER!!

Comments

[prosecutory]

...Truth, or dare?

[HOW DOES HE FUN.]

[perfectionisms]

Truth.

[prosecutory]

[He is going to take an agonizing amount of your time just to think of a good question and at the same time a question that won't get him whipped.]

If you had to work with an assistant here in Death City, who would you choose, and why?

[perfectionisms]

That's simple. Alarik.

[prosecutory]

And if you had to choose from among the guests? [He should've known that was coming.]

[perfectionisms]

Miles Edgeworth... I choose you. [QUICK, MILES! USE QUICK ATTACK! YEAH]

[prosecutory]

[AS LONG AS THE OPPONENT DOESN'T USE EARTHQUAKE HE'LL BE FINE. QUICK OBJECTION GO!

...wait what. He just...blinks at her.]

You...want me to be your assistant. Again.

[perfectionisms]

[ It's a chance to show off her superiority okay? ]

Your work as my subordinate was satisfactory. [ Thanks for bailing me out of jail, bro. ]

[prosecutory]

[YOU'RE WELCOME BUT NEXT TIME, CAN I NOT BE THE ASSISTANT?]

...Thank you, I suppose. [Was that a compliment, even?]

[perfectionisms]

[NO.]

Oh. You took it as a compliment.

[It was close enough but not exactly? Franziska's kind of weirded out.]

[prosecutory]

[YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE TWO ASSISTANTS. THAT BUMBLING DETECTIVE AND THAT HYPER THIEF.]

I had to work hard in order to expose the truth of that case.

[He wasn't working to impress you, sis. HE WAS WORKING FOR THE ~TRUTH~ AND IF HE HAD TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT TO DO IT...]

[perfectionisms]

[YOU CAN KEEP THEM. THEY'RE MORE TROUBLE THAN THEY'RE WORTH. I'LL JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE FROM THE INTERPOL who hopefully won't die on the way to America... /forever alone.

ALSO THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.]

And I'll make you work harder.

[prosecutory]

[BAWWWWWW AKBEY HICKS. NOT EVEN DEATH COULD MAKE HIM...NOT HOT.]

That...won't be necessary. I always do my best whether on the crime scene, or in the courtroom. [Which means regardless of whether or not he's posing as your assistant. SO THERE.]

[perfectionisms]

[It was wrong. But that was one hot corpse.]

That's why you're the perfect assistant. [MY perfect assistant.]

[prosecutory]

[WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO SO EARLY.]

... [Also, he would say that he would really rather not work as anyone's assistant, thank you.]

You do realize I only agreed to be your assistant in order to clear Kay's name and investigate the embassy premises, correct?

[perfectionisms]

Nonetheless, you were my assistant for the day. [wujujujuju who's the cute little subordinate on my partner button. You are. Why yes you are.]

[prosecutory]

Only for the day. [CAN WE GIVE IT A REST.]

[perfectionisms]

Still, my assistant. [Not while I can still milk it.]