1. You're too kind and too gullible. I wonder what that says for me that I would lay my life down for you. It's a pity the realization came too late.

2. I don't know how to go about taking you apart to figure you out without destroying you. You're so very baffling, even more now that I don't loathe you in any way.

3. What's a shitty kid like you doing with a shitty guy like me? I don't know how it ended up like that. I guess that's what you'd call unexpected character development, but I can't really bring myself to complain.

4. If you turn into him after all, I'll kill you myself.

5. You make me feel rather small sometimes. I don't think I like it, but in a way, it's thrilling, isn't it?

6. It's not a matter of pride that I avoid you. It's just that I don't like being terrified out of my wits.

7. You're interestingly eccentric and I think we'd make lovely friends. Try not to be so possessive, dear, we talk about you.

8. You look about as harmless as I do, but I think after that encounter, I really should know better. Must be something in the water.

9. You were kind to me for no reason that I can fathom other than it's what you do. Even if I question your taste in people, I'm grateful for your attention.

10. It's a waste that you're self-pitying. You would have made a good shonen hero.