I already told you I'm not a kappa, de arimasu.

[He's not too sure if you're really okay with this or if this is some sort of kappa trap, but he reaches out a hand anyways and gives Mitsunari's head a few experimental pats.]

Eh? You were telling the truth, de arimasu! You really aren't using any gel, de arimasu! Kero...that's kind of weird how your hair can just stay like that, de arimasu!

[Yes, he's still patting your head. Who knew grease and hatred could do that to hair?]