I have neither cheated nor have I lied, kappa.

[He is going to insist on calling him kappa forever.]

I shall even go so far as to prove this to you, though I should not have to lower myself to such a thing.

[Still, Mitsunari will be crouching down, craning his neck forward to allow Keroro to feel his hair.

Grease and hatred. That's all it takes.]