overkrill: (pic#5493027)
Meenah Peixes ([personal profile] overkrill) wrote in [community profile] soul_skirmish2013-05-07 12:54 pm

It's time for...

Texts From Last Night: Death City Edition!


In case you have never done so, how to play:
☠ Post with your character
☠ Either post with a TFLN or wait for someone to tag you with one
☠ Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own
☠ SHENANIGANS
soulsutures: (052)

[personal profile] soulsutures 2013-05-07 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The good news is if you're reading this then the surgery was a success despite high blood alcohol levels.

The bad news is I seem to be missing one of my scalpels.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (It's the calm before another storm)

[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2013-05-07 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Edited 2013-05-07 17:07 (UTC)
beatdownremix: (Default)

[personal profile] beatdownremix 2013-05-07 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
a little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? is it inside you?"
malandragem: (Ahahahahahano bitch)

[personal profile] malandragem 2013-05-07 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
amorini: (I'm falling in love)

[personal profile] amorini 2013-05-07 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I tore the muscle in my left calf @ the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
brainius: (14)

[personal profile] brainius 2013-05-07 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
heavenly_earth: (Anime; Waver)

[personal profile] heavenly_earth 2013-05-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't mean to spy on her, she just wasn't wearing any clothes
Edited 2013-05-07 18:06 (UTC)
want_the_world: (sunglasses)

[personal profile] want_the_world 2013-05-07 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, I went out with a bang.
00110010_00110011: (dotdotdotdot)

[personal profile] 00110010_00110011 2013-05-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
hiidiing iin a cabiinet
gooing to stay here
redregrets: (AT LEAST TRY TO USE YOUR THINK PAN)

this one was in all caps. it called to me.

[personal profile] redregrets 2013-05-07 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
fujigglephysics: Jfc, stop whipping back and forth! (My hair can't be tamed)

[personal profile] fujigglephysics 2013-05-07 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
imnosuperman: TO ME. (YOU ARE DEAD)

[personal profile] imnosuperman 2013-05-07 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
scribes: (pic#6036198)

[personal profile] scribes 2013-05-07 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelorette party.
timelessummoner: (let's have a drink)

[personal profile] timelessummoner 2013-05-07 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
feelsgoodinyou: (fringe benefits)

[personal profile] feelsgoodinyou 2013-05-07 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.



(Alt: It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that.)
diedforyoursins: (✞why are you even looking at this)

[personal profile] diedforyoursins 2013-05-07 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She "accidentally" hit me with her car. It is almost as if she knows I am fucking her boyfriend.
blizzardof68: (❄why though)

[personal profile] blizzardof68 2013-05-07 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
she told me she was eating frosting, then i got the weirdest boner ever
morecowbell: (stuco elevator)

[personal profile] morecowbell 2013-05-07 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
itaidakimasu: (Ugh.)

[personal profile] itaidakimasu 2013-05-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when I had no gag reflex. Yeah, he just judged me.
ferroustigmata: (neutral (daydreaming))

[personal profile] ferroustigmata 2013-05-07 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
this is a mass text
do you have one or more of my jackets
cardfortress: (neutral | Just Chillin')

[personal profile] cardfortress 2013-05-07 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
perceptiveness: (Default)

[personal profile] perceptiveness 2013-05-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
soundsoul: (Default)

[personal profile] soundsoul 2013-05-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?

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